Mr. Conner wears many hats
sombreros berets
baseball caps borsalinos
except with Mr. Connor
his ‘many hats’ thing is not about
a variety of duties or skills
Mr. Connor is a fairly simple person
a retired CPA, a widower
he owns a closet full of chapeaux
some inherited from his grandfather
(a fan of the nearby casinos)
some from his soybean farmer dad
some from his baseball coach son
the sombreros date to his wife’s
annual cruise ship tours in Mexico
frankly, it is anybody’s guess
why or how, by what method
Mr. Connor chooses which one
to wear on any given morning
it does not seem to correlate
with the weather
middle of winter, he’ll appear
for his noon constitutional
in a straw boater
what the hell, go for it, old man
we neighbors keep a close eye
texting alerts to each other
“It’s a fedora day!”